There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't

No, i will not fix your computer

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

$> man woman
$> Segmentation fault (core dumped)

Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script

RTFM - Read the Fucking Manual 

WTF? - What The Fuck?

I read your e-mail

I see dump people

roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
all my base
are belong to you

Obey gravity, It's the law!

Generic humanoid carbon unit

When you find yourself in the company of a halfling and an ill-tempered Dragon, remember, you do not have to outrun the Dragon......you just have to outrun the halfling

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$> cd /pub
$> more beer

who | grep -i blonde | date; cd ~; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep

The Seven Deadly Sins
Windows, Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Access, Outlook Express e Internet Explorer 

Microsoft gives you Windows. Linux gives you the whole house

Talk is cheap, Show me the code 

Software is like sex, it's better when it's free

Curve-se diante de mim, ser insignificante, pois eu sou o root 

/* programar é a melhor coisa que se faz vestido */

Engenheiro Social - Não existe patch para a estupidez humana 

Use o melhor - Linux para servidores, Macintosh para gráficos, Palm para mobilidade, Windows para jogar paciência